4 MEN WHO ARE A CREDIT TO THEIR PENIS

No doubt about it, these guys have transformed themselves

in the public perception through the effective use of their penis.

Some of them for pure pleasure,

and some of them for career advancement as well.
And so I give you my top four men

who are a "Credit to their Penis"....

Number one: Alex Rodriguez. Come on....he leaves his wacko wife for Madonna, then ditches her for Kate Hudson? Talk about going from AAA ball to the Major leagues. No doubt about it, this guy must really sport some sizable wood, and I am not talking about a Louisville slugger...although he DID do Madonna.
Number two: Ashton Kutcher: not only did Ashton come out of nowhere (and a shitty TV show on Fox is truly coming out of nowhere) to bag the big prize, he turns his relationship into a billion dollars and a fledgling career in show business. Needless to say, Kutcher must get it right in one take.

Number three: Justin Timberlake. OK, he made some decent music (I guess) with the backstreet boys or whatever...but the dude has racked up a sizable bankroll AND is banging Cameron Diaz. Look at the dude...Cameron Diaz...really? He must really have a rhythm.
Number four, and a hall of fame member: Bill Clinton: not only did he succeed in politics despite coming from friggin' Arkansas, make a shitload of money for talking, but he kept his high-powered marriage intact (sort of), despite putting the wood to everything he sees. Not only that, when getting caught cold, he actually seeks to redefine what sexual relations are while under oath. This guy is the master. Is it any wonder during his administration, they nicknamed the presidential jet "Air Fuck One."